The MTV Movie Awards, otherwise known as the teenager's greatest fight against pretension, were given out on June 3.
Heterosexual Jake Gyllenhaal and heterosexual Heath Ledger took home the award for Best Kiss for their good, long make-out session in "Brokeback Mountain." Jessica Alba was honored for her role as a stripper in "Sin City." "Thank you to all the perverts who voted for me," she said. "Thank you to the fans. I do movies for you. Practice safe sex and drive hybrids if you can."
